$300 Michael Kors bag, Target hat to protect this pale skin and hundred dollar hair dye. Empty beer cans that warrant a trip to recycling. Cholesterol pills. Sigh. I’m feeling very old and sad.

And I’m blogging like a little bitch. I need to improve my friendships or find a man. To save you all.

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