Yes, you’re lack of a personality. I’m blaming myself all this time for why you dumped me when it was you the whole time.
NO personality. My friends texting me, why are you dating someone so ugly? He’s not ugly, he’s awesome!
Why did you cheat on me? I know you did because I got an infection from you. Have to take an antibiotic. The same time she showed up in your doorstep. Amazing.
Had to go to the doctor for it. An antibiotic. Go. Fuck. Yourself. And. That. Whore. Who. Gave. You. The. Infection.